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Pig Sty

2010-03-25T04:05:00.001-07:00

You know one thing about DJ, they don't complete unfinished work especially when it comes to constructions, they leave it there instead and doesn't give a dung how ugly or pathetic the school looks. They LOVE giving excuses on how financially unstable they are and require the student to donate, and donate and DONATE again. (The dirty little secret is when we do, 20% of the money goes somewhere else). I mean think bout it, they're getting the schools principal's-relatives to manipulate the canteen, less gardener, less cleaner, no professional sport coaches and no outside photographers. Come and think bout it, they save pretty damn much, OH WAIT, not quite... I remembered hearing some piling machine & drilling noises. Oh yea! They're making another new block since the previous "temporary block" lasted only bout 10 years. And I wonder what's gonna happen to the hot-temporary-oven classes which took up 30% of the field (hmm, another 15 years perhaps?)...

One things for sure, someone on the "higher level" isn't thinking. A badminton hall which can barely fit everyone, a canteen which is so cramped up that people even I have to stand to eat, a computer room when you've 2 floors of computer lab, a bilik tayangan for nuts. My point here is, they're making more things when they've not settled down whatever flaws which are pathetic and ugly... LIKE THIS ONE!

Now, I don't know bout you but it certainly looks like something to me.

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A PIG FARM!

A place to rear pigs and piglets or whatever animals that comes into your imagination.

It sure looks ugly as a cow.

Yet the school keeps telling us not to spoil the schools name when the most visible part of the school looks like some animal kingdom.

Jewcandy

I'm out

People Getting Punched Before Eating

2010-03-04T22:09:00.000-08:00

Like We Always Do

2010-02-21T00:19:00.000-08:00

Ok I'm gonna have an update now. Sorry if this blog had paralyzed for more than 2 months. I somehow didn't feel like typing anything because I'm just too lazy to do so. And I don't know how many of you still reads my blog. But I'm back, and I can't make any promises cause I've no idea how long am I gonna last. But hell, just read it anyways... when I come back after this long, you know I've encountered something again and can't keep my mouth shut. Therefore, it's time to rant again =). I know it's really negative doing these kinda stuff and I'll try to keep my blog cleaner from now on. But cut that crap, hell I've gotta blog this out. Malaysian Drivers. That's right... these bastards costs us 8 hours from Kedah back home when it easily takes 4 and you'd really think I'm gonna stay quiet bout this?

Reading Disability

Despite 52 years of independence, and a decade of “gunalah bahasa kebangsaan”, many people where Bahasa is their only language cant even read a simple road sign such as “IKUT KIRI JIKA TIDAK MEMOTONG”. And to those who don’t understand bahasa, can expect no better... Yes I admit I get confuse with KIRI and KANAN sometimes. But at least with a thing called "common sense" I know that the sign means ‘Keep Left When Not Overtaking’. And I say that because there are ABUNDANCE of 20 years old lala living in this country who drives a stupid little Myvi thinks he can speed whenever he likes and overtake with no reason at all... After all, I've no interest in this and what really got on my nerves is the freaking JAM.

The Aftermath
Because like all Malaysians do, we "stop to look"... & do nothing. To be a real Malaysian, we've all gotta do something that is; SPEED, CRASH and BLAME OTHERS... If you can't fulfill any of these 3 steps, there's also 3 other steps for the spectators; SLOW DOWN, DON'T HELP, and say 'WAHH, LUCKY NO ONE DIE". Yeap! That's our ass kicking attitude, don't give a sympathy, give a conclusion instead.

Even when the accidents are not interfering with the freaking main road. Whenever these people sees an accident, BINGO! It's like seeing Paula Abdul... always stop by and look to see what's going on. And then cars at the back will have to wait for your big fat ass to move. And just so as the cars at the back complain, they'll end up stopping too! This time with a mind set, "Why not?! since the traffic's already slow"... because KITA ORANG MALAYSIA and we've the right to cause ridiculous jams.

All In
And the best part of all, all of this happened all along the highway back home. A scenario like:

1. 20 yrs old lala speeds

2. Looses control

3. Kisses some more expensive car

4. Stops

5. Get's out of car

6. You'd somehow see the younger ones their phone

7. People starts looking

8. The whole highway will be filled with cars

Wanna know what happened when we came back from Kedah? Repeat step 1-8 ten times. Causing 8 hours of pain-in-the-ass journey back home. It's stupid, it's silly, and it sure as hell it's ridiculous.

Anyway, I'm gonna keep this short, I don't need these kinda negative feeling rolling inside me anymore. I'm out.

2009-11-24T00:51:00.000-08:00

Americans ARE "NOT" STUPID

2009-11-18T19:00:00.000-08:00

I've not even finished watching this video... but you gotta see this...

Forgive my boredom...

2009-11-13T06:38:00.000-08:00

Parenting FAILed? Maybe?

2009-10-18T08:26:00.000-07:00

It's like a music industry...

Best DJ Award,

Performer of the Year,

Stupidest MV "remake"

And yet they still can't do something called P-R-O-N-O-U-N-C-E...

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Parenting fail... CONFIRMED!

2009-10-10T03:27:00.001-07:00

Son Of A Bitch!

2009-10-07T09:46:00.000-07:00

"Sweat"

2009-09-19T07:48:00.000-07:00

You know what makes a conversation really dull sometimes? It's those constantly repeated words/phrase/sentences... or wtv it is. It just gets bloody boring talking to someone who repeatedly uses the word "sweat" 70 times in a same damn conversation. And you know you can't help it but you just wouldn't shut the hell up. "Ahhh... Sweat, sweat, sweat" Especially on MSN where someone uses emoticons like hell... And somehow they just got lazy to click on the emoticons, so they'd use the description word itself... "sweat". It doesn't mean anything anyway.

But still, they'd constantly use those words even in a real life face-to-face conversation... And just for the sake of argument, it even happens in a fully air-conditioned room with the temperature @ 16°C... and the same damn person can use the word "sweat".

But there's another problem, just so you bloody "sweat" user didn't know... there's 2 kinda "sweat" in a emoticon world...

The first one...

Showing embarrassment towards a situation/done something wrong...

Second one...

Telling you to that you're DAMN LAME...

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WTH? These two emoticons doesn't even add up... The first one pulls yourself in and cover up... the other one is coming forward and telling you that you're plain shite... So the next time someone tells you "sweat", you ask them which one...

Here's another word. "Damn lame"... Repeatedly used by people who thinks everything that someone says to them is lame. In other words, people who never learns. Have you ever met someone where you can make them laugh non-stop before? They'd just can't stop laughing but they call it lame, and it goes like this...: "HeheHaHehaHeha! Damn lame! HeheHaHehaHeha" , or if you want the Malaysian style... "Damn lame wei!"...

Werddd?!?! This is just stupid... You've just laughed to someones joke and you say that they're lame... Now, if you tell me it's because you think their lameness makes you laugh, I cannot argue with you=.=

I'm sure you've experienced these kinda things before. Where someone would just have to keep

repeating something even if it doesn't make sense at all. You can't call it your second nature, it's just a goddamn bad habit... Just like those people who constantly blink their eyes then followed by nodding their head when talking to you. Don't you just feel like helping them by giving the a nice SLAP...

Here's the advice, "go for the slap". Although we're living in a country full of unnecessary rules, our law says it's necessary to physically attack someone if it's for a good purpose. AND it's for a good purpose. You wouldn't want your friends bad habit get serious one day...

I Just Have to Talk About This...

2009-09-11T07:16:00.000-07:00

Apple has just released their new iPod Nano yesterday. Since it's not in this stupid little country yet, many of you wouldn't know bout it at the moment. Just not to make it so boring, I'll keep it really short and highlight on some new features.

First of all, this is how it looks. Still the same design. Just some minor changes. The first thing that you shall notice is that Apple has now polished the whole aluminum case to give it a much glossy and shiny surface. Secondly, you'll NOT notice that the screen is bigger until I told you so. It's now a 2.2 inch screen compared to the 2 inch screen they had last time.

(I'll just rate the feature by stars)

★★★★ (Super cool)

2) If you look at the first picture and realize something different going on the screen. It's a fm radio. And they've added something cool. You can now actually pause your radio and playback from where you paused. Not cool enough? You can also rewind back 15 minutes of broadcast.

★★★★

3) External speaker.

★★★

4) Voice recorder.

★★★

5) Voice over. (ask your iPod whatever related to what you're listening now.)

One more thing...

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★★★★★

6) Video CAMERA BITCH! (with about 7 different effects to choose from)

VGA-30fps... Quality's superb compared to 95% of the phone camera's out there. Don't believe me?

Watch this sample:

Overall recap

(The last red girl's hot btw)

Finally, to any of you Nano 4G owners out there who just bought your 4G not long ago. I've got some bad news for ya.

1) Size. Exactly the same. As thin as before even with the video camera. In fact, it's slightly lighter

2) Price. It's even bloody cheaper.

8 GB - RM599

16 GB - RM719

Dats right, go cry to your mum =P

Just watch...

2009-09-02T08:26:00.001-07:00

H1N1 is still BLOODY OVERRATED!

2009-08-25T22:50:00.000-07:00

People with face mask dies first

If you use a sanitizer, you're second

To live...

Throw those 2 away...

What we have now, is a completely neurotic community, obsessed with hygiene, cleanliness, the air they breathe, food they eat, water they drink, objects they touch, people they meet and CONDOMS they use... Have you ever realized, the media is constantly making people think they're gonna die if they simply don't "sanitize" their hands after touching a simple door knob! And since people just panic easily, everyones now running around, constantly over-cooking their food, repeatedly washing their hands, spraying this and rubbing that, trying to avoid contact with viruses... and wonder why they lie on bed after being exposed to public. In undeveloped villages, they play "splash me" in RAW SEWAGE!

And what'd you think you have an immune system for? It's for fighting viruses like these goddamn it... But it needs practice, it needs viruses to practice... So, lemme ask ya, what you think your immune system would practice on, if you avoid all sorta viruses around you and live a completely sterile life...

You wanna know how many people had died of swine flu? 2 thousand! its a MINOR RISK......There's 260000 infected right now, which means you've got a 0.7% chance of dieing after being infected, 60% of it comes from people above 50, that means if you're below 50 reading this, you've got a 0.3% of dieing. Well it doesn't stop here, there's 6 billion on this planet... you do the calculations... Which means you've got more chances of jumping off a exploding 747, having your parachute not open, dropping into the ocean and being eaten by a great white....

So, the next time someone tells you its getting more dangerous, pull and snap his face mask (I bet he'll be wearing one), then tell him you're some pussy in disguise. If it's a girl, do the complete opposite, and tell them to goddamn visit zypost.com!

This post is for comedy purpose only...

Blogger

2009-08-24T05:19:00.000-07:00

Now I can finally say something here, first of all, Blogger themes in this planet is a piece of shit. There's not a single person dat has designed something nice. It's either the whole page is full of useless links that I don't need or its just plain lala. That's why it took me a month to find this piece of crap here.(well not really)

Secondly, school accounts is a piece of shit. Period. I'm out.

Now my dad's on Twitter =.=

2009-07-23T20:48:00.001-07:00

Bitch Ball

2009-07-14T03:41:00.000-07:00

I've just bought this baby here. This thing looks like a toy for a freaking 3 years old. If you don't know what the hell is this, it's called the bloody Rubik's 360, the world's dumbest creation. No core, no edges, no corner pieces, no stickers, no solution. Yeap no solution, all you've gotta do is simply shake this "3 year old ball" then you'll start playing with the gravity abit and the tiny balls will start moving abit till you get frustrated abit and you'll smash it on the floor cause you've just realize you're doing things over and over again. (not for people with anger levels over 75)

This "bitch ball" here took me an hour to solve. Don't waste your time if you're a dumbass.

''Crocs make you stink''

2009-07-08T23:12:00.000-07:00

(Sitting at home nothing better to do, this post is meant for humor only, nothing else)

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Whenever I see someone wearing Crocs, I know immediately that we have nothing in common, and that we could never be friends or have any meaningful kind of relationship. If you've just came into this world, Crocs are the kinda shoes that look just so damn bad no matter what color it is and that the only person that goes well with it is a clown who sells burgers way back in the 1960's named Ronald McDonald. THAT'S ALL...

To their credit though, Crocs serve as an excellent idiot barometer; you can tell a lot about people wearing them. For an example, Amazon.com suggest products that other customers have purchased based on the item you're shopping for. Here are the suggestions for Crocs:

BUT heres the thing, people who wear Crocs can go on and on about how comfortable they are no matter how bad they look in those shoes that's worn by a clown. And how it's supposedly odor resistant because it's made of some kind of anti-bacterial foam. Great point, dipshits! You know what else it's resistant to? You getting laid. Then as if the shoes weren't disgusting enough, Crocs introduced a product called "Crocs butter" that's supposed to restore that illustrious injection-molded sheen to those gaping holes they call shoes. You know that feeling you get when you're full and slightly nauseous and you burp and you can taste the partly digested food in the back of your throat? There isn't a word in the english language to describe it, but I will hereby refer to it as: croc-butter.

Finally, if crapping bout how comfortable and "odor resistant" it is isn't enough, they start talking bout the price and how expensive it is... Crocs usually costs around RM120-RM200, which is what you usually pay for a pair of shoes, until you re-consider that what you're really paying for are melted pellets squirted into a cast-iron mold in some province in China. Crocs have the rare combination of being expensive, poor quality, and ugly. It's quite a feat for one shoe to suck this bad.

Shitty 3.5 fps, I NEED 10!

2009-07-07T06:40:00.000-07:00

Is Twitter dumb or what? (Explicit)

2009-06-26T05:52:00.000-07:00

Stop using Twitter you nutface. All the while telling people to follow you as if you're Lady Gaga or some famous personalities (and no, having 3,657 friends on your Facebook profile doesn't make you any famous). Here's the truth, if you're using Twitter in a boring way, it's more likely you are just another one of those assholes who had just finished masturbating and has nothing better to do. And that's why Twitter was created,

no cash no risk no obligation no down payment no paypal no google checkout no virus no adware no spyware no brain wrecking, and certainly to let assholes like you make use of your keyboard. Now, if you don't know how to use Twitter, then stop using it, or just delete your whole stupid Twitter account, or at least stop asking people to follow you when all you can say is that your fuckin dog just pooped on your couch and you want the whole world to know about it. Fuck it nutface, no ones gonna come to your house to clean it up for you.

Supposed Twitter was created for people to share brief information of a certain topic to a community. But now, idiots around the world are fooled by "What are you doing"... Dumbasses... do you really think people gives a flying fuck on what are you doing every 5 minutes? Alright, even if you were Lady Gaga, people still doesn't give a shit after time okay? And you're not, so nobody cares...

Every single time I asks someone why would they use Twitter, they would come out with the dumbest answer in the world... "because it's the new thing"... Hey! Grinding cocaine with orange juice is a new thing, why aren't you trying it?!... you need a better fuckin reason for dat. And what'd you mean Twitter is the new thing? I knew bout it when it first came to use for public back in 2007, just didn't bother using it at all. You my friend are an outdated fuck.

Optimus Prime in School

2009-06-26T04:16:00.001-07:00

Hari Sukan in 3 Pics

2009-06-21T08:11:00.001-07:00

2009-06-16T05:45:00.000-07:00

Blogging again with my own context since I'm outta videos to share.

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Secondly, if you've not seen me updated anything in along time, it's because I told myself that I'm not gonna sign in, not till I get one of these.

(Cause I've been waiting for a very long time)

PC = Piece of Crap

2009-05-20T05:35:00.000-07:00

Spam Mail

2009-05-20T00:14:00.001-07:00

SCREW YOU BITCH!!!!

Haha, nvm she's unknown.

Thumbnails

2009-05-17T02:58:00.000-07:00

Just go get today's paper

2009-05-13T23:15:00.000-07:00

This guy here has been really making top-class apple commercial. Unoficially... all by his own.

These are 2 of the ones I like most and really think Apple should have a look @ it...

Bunch of idiots...

2009-05-13T04:58:00.000-07:00

I wonder if they still use that mic after that.

Mother's Day/ Brother's Birthday

2009-05-11T01:17:00.001-07:00

Mother's day and my brothers birthday fell on the same day...

K I'm done posting, byebye

Your Dad Asks Computer Questions

2009-05-09T03:37:00.000-07:00

Baby Pavarotti

2009-05-04T02:04:00.000-07:00

Batu Caves

2009-04-29T07:55:00.001-07:00

This is my first time going to Batu Caves in like 10 year. The last time I went there, I could barely wear a pants myself... If you've been there, you know what I mean... there's nothing much different from zoo negara. Lotsa animals, especially monkeys... Didn't climb the stairs tho, mum didn't want to...

This kid was later chased by the monkey XD...

Greediest animal on the planet

Crazy Misguided Religious Bitch

2009-04-28T04:51:00.000-07:00

I found this annoying video on YouTube. It's about a shit lady who has brainwashed the minds of hundreds of people and they're protesting against military funeral. That's right military funeral. My gosh, this ugly bitch is really f**ked... wth has religion done to them...

(Good news: That church is sued...)

A little about her...

1)She has 11 childrens (all f**ked up like her), first thing comes to mind... she's only interested in making babies

2)She & her family has criminal records

3)She's prohibited from entering UK

The Top 10 Worst Quotes

2009-04-27T04:59:00.000-07:00

Staying bored at @ home, I was laying on the bed when I made this thing up:

Its...

THE TOP 10 MOST IRRITATING QUOTES!

10) "It's not your fault, it's my fault" by Pn. Sivapakiam

9) "Twilight" by Rachel Chang

8) "Good morning class (x4)" by Pn. Heah

7) "Screw you laaa" by Joel Ng Zhi Wei

6) "Air Massss" by Pn. Heah

5) "Insane shit" by Rueben Lee

4) "I know I'm hot" by Madeleine Tan Su Ann

3) "I don't give a shit" by Thong Zhen Yang

2) "@#$%^&*(*&^" by Sir Balan...

And FINALLY! The no. 1 spot goes to.........

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"true" by Rueben Lee again!!!!

good job brudder...

I better not go school tomorrow before I loose one of my hand...

Final Destination

2009-04-21T05:11:00.000-07:00

Everything around me is starting to break...

1)Eastsheen 4x4 cube popped into a thousand pieces

2)Flashgun sensor broken after Handball MSSD

3)Macbook battery's edge broke

4)Thumbdrive (Breaking soon)

Great thing is, all these happened in less than 5 days...

Good, this is effin killing my week...

A Day In an Island

2009-04-19T03:12:00.000-07:00

Went to Pulau Ketam on Sunday, love it... smelly as hell tho...

Believe it or not, this is actually a shop selling all kinda stuff. (Don't know if you can see the price tag)

Handball MSSD

2009-04-17T04:56:00.000-07:00

I'd just hated to see Pn. Heah, so I followed them to handball. To be the photographer.

The team

Ultra-man's Angry

Constipated Handballer

The other 2 ponteng-ers

"Why am I here"

"To relax"

Don't kill me if any of your photos isn't here, it's randomly selected. If you want all the pictures, just give me your thumbdrive.

YouTube pulls April fools joke.

2009-04-01T04:28:00.001-07:00

Don't worry if you're having this problem. It's not a "problem", just YouTube messing around.... Just look at the url and delete "&flip=1"

2009-03-22T06:41:00.000-07:00

I can't stop laughing my ass off watching this video. Especially the last part.

A Complete Waste Of Time

2009-03-21T10:02:00.000-07:00

Windows on a Mac

2009-03-16T07:44:00.000-07:00

As you know Windows can be installed on Macs. So I did it. (Just for the sake of fun) With VMware Fusion.

It's one of the most powerful software that I've seen before. It allows you to install and run Windows side by side with your Mac.

Even the installation is done while OS X is still running.

A bloody little phone

2009-03-12T03:30:00.000-07:00

After 500 years of waiting. The iPhone 3G is finally launched in Malaysia by Maxis. Too bad Digi and Celcom users still have to wait... Check here for more info.

"Feet Job"

2009-03-09T08:18:00.000-07:00

My first time trying out fish spa and I've gotta say it's like having a leg orgasm or sumthin. If you've tried it then you'll know what I'm talking about.

thx to Boo for the pic.

Epic Failure

2009-03-06T04:15:00.000-08:00

My English Essay

Every now and then a disease will infect your body and you will somehow need to see a doctor. Whether it's just a minor scratch to a tumor in your throat. The doctor knows what's best for you. The phrase "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" has been used for decades and I can finally say it's been a complete failure. Just take a look around and you'll know what I mean. That's why we need doctors everywhere. Assuming that you've never been infected by any sort of disease before, and you've certainly never visited a doctor before. Below are the steps and procedures of seeing a doctor just in case you need to one day.

When it's your first time at the clinic, you will need to fill in the patient form so that they could keep a record of you. And all of this happens at the reception. So, after entering the clinic, the first thing you do is walk to the reception. But most of them time, the receptionist won't be there and that's the purpose of the bell located at the desk. To get the receptionist to come out.

After filling in the patients form. You will then have to wait for your turn at the waiting area. Don't worry, it's not as boring as it sounds. There will be tons of newspapers and magazines sitting at the corner of the room waiting for you to open them. But if you're not interested in reading, like me. There will be a television hanging down from the ceiling, and surprisingly, its for patients.

The waiting will soon come to an end. A nurse will open the door and call out your name. That's the time you should go in and meet your doctor and that's when the fun starts to fade away. Depending on how sick or unwell you are. The treatment by the doctor may vary. If you are just having a simple flu or cough. Then you've wasted your time and energy to get to the clinic. But since you're already there, the doctor will give you the medicine and prescription that you need. Worst comes to worst, if you've a very high fever or you're attacked by some kind of virus. Then you'll need to get your treatment in a special treatment room.

After all is done, you can't simply just walk out of the clinic yet. You've got to pay for your medication or treatment fee including tax and service charges because that's how the doctors earn money. Ones that's done, it's time for you to go back. Remember to do what the doctor tells you to do and get enough rest. Finally, this is how the procedure goes whether you like it or not.

The teacher will somehow accept it.

Note:

This essay is copyrighted under ZY. Any attempt of trying to duplicate this essay will be taken action by the federal law.

Something you must see

2009-03-06T04:06:00.000-08:00

Nigahiga explains (related to previous post)

2009-03-02T23:27:00.000-08:00

I've subscribed to Nigahiga videos for quite a while now and this one's the first video that's actually not stupid. And just nice it's related to my previous post.

The Worlds Screwed

2009-03-01T06:25:00.000-08:00

I opened the newspaper today and this caught my eye

Wth are they thinking, the next thing you gonna see is Rihanna hand got chopped off by Chris Brown and she accepts his apology in 3 days.

Dave @ MCD's

2009-02-27T07:00:00.000-08:00

PROFESSIONAL Friends Defence

2009-02-24T02:31:00.000-08:00

Have you ever ran into people that couldn't stop bragging bout their friends? My goodness, bragging and bragging and bragging... Ever happened to you? Their mouth just keep going and going like verbal diarrhea. Dumb tribal shit they keep talking bout their friends that you're not even remotely interested in.

But when I was sitting around making this shit up, I asked myself, why do they bother talking bout their friends in the first place. I'll tell you why. Realize that most of the time they only start talking bout their "friend" when you run into something that they don't have. THEY'RE SCARED TO LOSE!

Talking bout their friend a little bit is still fine, it's alright because sometimes we'd just wanna add something good to our conversation. But when they start teaching you things about what they heard from their friend. You gotta tell them to shut the f**k up.

"Listen Revron, I've gotta leave in 5 minutes time for my squash competition"

"Squash? I've got a friend who plays squash for the state and he's 17 now"

"I see. How long has he been playing?"

"Well I don't know but he's really good, oh and I see that you're using a Dunlop racquet. I don't think it's that good because my friend that is a PROFESSIONAL squash player says that Prince is still the best"

Ever run into that kinda idiot? That asshole doesn't care about what you ask him. All he does give a shit is about defending himself! Because he doesn't have it... but his "friend" does! That's what I call "My Friends Defence". They don't wanna speak about their friend so that they could introduce you to him/her. They wanna speak about their friend so that they could just control the conversation.

And when you ask:

"Can you introduce that PROFESSIONAL squash friend of yours to me"

They'll say something like:

"Well he doesn't plays it anymore, so yea"

Don't you just feel like giving them a slap? I'll give you an advice. Go For It!

Now, sometimes you can't take it anymore and you have to help change the topic. And all I can ever think of saying was "CHANGE THE TOPIC ASSHOLE! CHANGE THE TOPIC!"

But you can't say that. You've gotta think of something more diplomatic and polite so that you wouldn't offend them!

So I came out with something that'll send him the message indirectly. And it goes like this:

"Revron, listen, I hate to be rude, but I just listened to tons of shit about your friend... Well it's a good thing but I just realize that it's actually not you. And I would like to hear more about you"

That line itself is so powerful that it does 3 things instantly.

1) You'll make him realize he's got nothing himself

2) You'll gain respect from him

3) YOU SHUT HIM UP!

And speaking about "professionals" Let me ask you this, since when did "your friend" was qualified to be called a professional. Because you think so? or Because he's just better than his friends...

But what if all his friends including you just really sucked. Would that count?

Or what if all his friends are just not interested in doing what he does and he's the only one doing it... Would that count?

Everyone has a professional friend, from known to unknown, from skillful to not-so skillful, from paid to unpaid, from winning something to not winning anything. Everybody calls them professional somehow! The value of "professional" has been lowered these days don't you think?"

iLife 09

2009-02-23T04:42:00.000-08:00

Not long ago, I was talking about iLife 09, now I can finally lay my hands on it.

I don't really use GarageBand but the interface looks hellota better than the previous one

Many more things that I can do for editing movies, I love the quality.

I can now group all my pictures according to faces and places

Conclusion:

It's good, no regrets.

2009-02-23T00:41:00.000-08:00

February 19 Happy Birthday Father

2009-02-22T06:25:00.000-08:00

Dear Dad,

Thanks for giving me my very first underwear when I was 8.

Loves,

Yang

Went to Ship for dinner. Honestly, I can't really remember how old is he now...

Lemme see errr, 2008-1969. Or wait is it 1967. Somewhere between there.

....

You know what, on second thoughts I think it's 1958. Or is it 1961...

I really have no idea =/

Reconsider a Mac

2009-02-16T05:03:00.000-08:00

You've gotta know this. Mac's are really no perfect as your thought (It still lags sometimes, really not for horny movies). But their customer services are really good.

My DVD ROM was screwed and couldn't burn files. It's been sent far far away from home and I'll get it back after a week.

My PC still doesnt really dissapoints me but...

Add Maths

2009-02-12T03:36:00.000-08:00

Maaannyyy people hates add-maths.

Well Why?!

Because it’s boring

Well Why?!

Because they find it difficult.

Why?!

Because it’s meaningless

Why?!

Because it doesn’t helps in any way

Why?!

Because it’s stupid

Why?!

Because it’s actually quite boring!

Let me tell you something folks. Add maths is just another plain old stupid bullshit that some mindless people added to our syllabus. Okay?! They're mindless that they forgot its just a bullshit list of chapters, methods, solutions, formulas, principals and concepts that really have nothing to do with your daily lives and grown up career. That’s why its called “ADD-MATHS”. Doesn’t people understand that? It’s ADDITIONAL...

Same goes to the education system. I’ll tell you about the education system.

When it comes to believing the education system. I really tried, I really really tried. I tried to believe that with good and consistent grades comes good money and good job. But the more you read the news, the more you look around. You’ll notice that something is f**cked up, something is wrong in here... beggars, hookers, thieves, divorce, people staying at home, people robbing for money, people selling their kids...

If this is the best the education system can give.

I am not impressed...

You’ll never see news like, “21 A’s Candidate Now Malaysia’s Youngest Millionaire”

“No.1 Biology Student Removes Rare Tumor”

Alright, let’s leave this non-logical system aside and talk more about "add maths" XD

Most of all its for kids. really! FOR KIDS, BECAUSE ADULT DOESN'T DO ADD-MATHS. That's right! They don't DO ADD MATHS. Don't believe me? Stand up, go ask your parents now, how to solve an add maths question that you've just learnt in school. I bet you a 90% that they’re going to give an excuse like "We've given it back to our teachers already"

WHY?!?!

Because they DON’T KNOW HOW TO DO IT!

Well that's fine but, if we're all going to "give it back to our teachers" and forget it anyway,

THEN WHY THE HELL EVEN BOTHER LEARNING IT IN THE FIRST PLACE???

Can't we just skip this subject and focus on better and more logical subjects.

Now, you ask me why 90% and not 100% of the parents,

I'll tell you why,

BECAUSE SOME PARENTS ARE TEACHERS!...

People, especially the stupid ones (which I have a very low tolerance of) only knows how to tell you that you'll have less opportunity in careers or even fail getting a job if you don't pass this cock-sucking subject...

Once again politely I ask “what the f**k does that supposed to mean”...

I say you're an asshole with full of bullshit.

How'd you like that?

It's made believe people, its made believe. The problem is they start filling you with all these kinda fictional stories when you're so primitive and defenseless. People in this country has been burdened with this screwed over mindset, those are the kinda decisions they’re left to make.

If stupid people had never ever told someone else that... I can guarantee you that more people would've been earning money right now than wondering around.

Now...

If people loves add maths I don’t care... As long as you remember one thing in mind.

You keep the subject to yourself!

These Things Are Not Meant To Be Shut Up

2009-02-11T07:00:00.000-08:00

I know all of you recognize this kind, nice, polite teacher name Pn Heah. Yeap, if you think that I'm wrong, that proves she's entered your class before =) I've no idea how can she not make sense at all. Her add maths is clearly just a plain meaningless subject (which I will talk about in my next post). Her english is so perfect that people get scolding for not answering their totally-wrong-pronounced-name. Her ego is so high that she never admits she's wrong. Her skin is so thick that she never knows when she's actually sweating. OH! let me summarize all I've just said into one equation. (since its add maths right) ok...

Meaningless Subject = ms

Perfect English = pe

High Ego = he

Stink! = S

Now, you talk bout a simple add maths equation... I'll give you one

(ms+pe) (he+S) = P.HEAH

(Pre-caution. Her Ethics Are Horrifying)

You (Heah) says I have to set a good example as a monitor. Once again I ask myself what the f**k does that supposed to mean. Is that a request? A statement? or A clarification? Well, its kinda weird, because you're the ONLY teacher dat thinks I'm a monitor that should resign. And honestly, I think that you should resign 3 years ago =)

Can't Stop Laughing...

2009-02-10T03:49:00.001-08:00

Just found this video.

Bloody hilarious

Enjoy

No Wonder We Stay At Home Today

2009-02-08T23:40:00.000-08:00

Last day of Chinese New Year. The chinese calls it "chap goh meh" the 15th day. But if you're chinese, reconsider the name, "meh"=night. But why can't we call it "15th night". Because it sounds stupid, simple as that.

So I went back to Kuantan this year, which is my dad's hometown. The last time I went there for CNY was more than 10 years ago. It's a nice place with polluted beaches. No one can help it, people in this country is still peeing into the sea, and then wonder why the sea is dirty.

And lucky me this year, I didn't have too much yee sang. Goodness, you should know how much I'm starting to hate it.

Erno Rubik's is back

2009-02-02T06:48:00.000-08:00

Just moments ago, my dad showed me this new puzzle on the internet while he was browsing through the news.

3 decades ago, Erno Rubik's invented the Rubik's Cube and it became the word's fastest selling toy. 100 millions of it were sold worldwide by the end of 1982. I myself personally got hooked into it after trying it out about a year ago. Others got pissed at the challenge XP. This time, he's back with his latest invention...

The Rubik's 360

As far as my understanding bout this puzzle, there's 6 coloured balls inside a sphere. You've to match the coloured balls with the coloured slots on the outer sphere by shaking them through an inner sphere which contains 2 holes. I'm not really sure how it goes. But if you wanna find out more, click on this link.

2009-02-01T08:05:00.000-08:00

Lazy to blog during CNY

But don't ask me why

It's just a stupid question

Because this blog is MINE!

I can do wtv I want

Whether I blog or not

Even if I'm shot

With a gatling gun

I know I'm just trying to rhyme

But anyway,

The password is still mine

Birthday of mine

What's so special celebrating birthday here?

It's a 2,000 dollars course =)

Special?

Thank you so much to my cousin.

Windows 7

2009-01-24T07:56:00.001-08:00

There's this really cool feature in Windows 7 that I wanna share with ya'll... It's called Aero Shake. Watch...

p/s: He's a nerdy idiot...

Birthday Photos

2009-01-19T06:27:00.000-08:00

If you were in either Angelica or Theng Yen's birthday party... You might want the photos from the links below. (note: you need to sign up for an account)

Angelica's Party

Theng Yen's Party

Evolution of Dance 2

2009-01-13T03:16:00.000-08:00

He's back!

With the same crap

Over and over again...

Just jk, he's really good, over 1 million views in just 4 days.

I still think the first one was much much better tho...

How's my week?

2009-01-12T02:47:00.000-08:00

It's been alright... But there something I wanna talk about here. This is the only thing that really pisses me off. Its my Stabilo Exam Grade Pen. One word, STUPID!

Muz Watch

2009-01-09T04:47:00.000-08:00

I couldn't stop laughing at this dude... WATCH IT!!!!

iUpdate

2009-01-07T06:02:00.000-08:00

So yea a little update, 3 of my friends got a new Macbook. 2 today and 1 got it yesterday. DATS JUST INSANE how the virus is spreading. And don't tell me I'm jealous or wtv CAUSE I STILL LOVE MY MACBOOK

The other thing I wanna talk about is... iLIFE 09' and iWORK 09' that was just released yesterday. Well I don't really care bout iWork 09' cause its like Microsoft office, wtv version it is, no one really care to get the latest cause its all basically the same. iLife 09' is the one thats pissing me off. Give you an example on what they've done. In iPhoto, you can now organize your photos based on Faces and Places. That's right, go ahead and organize photos according to the people in it and it has a animated world map that tells you where it's taken. It does it automatically, and if you're not caught up by what I just said, you don't get what I mean. (Go to Apple.com for to find out more). Well why I'm pissed then? It's because I bought my Macbook just 2 months back that comes with iLife 08' and now if I wanna upgrade to 09' I've to pay for another 300 ringgit. Can Apple stop eating my money on softwares and just give free updates for iLife and iWork? Anyways wtv it is, I don't really care.

First day of school

2009-01-05T05:13:00.000-08:00

It wasn't too bad, 4 Jati has 50% of last year's Kempas and I'm happy bout it. Look:

People from 3 Kempas:

Afiq

Khairul

Thong (Monitor)

Eugene

Joel

Jun Meng

Angelica (asst. Monitor)

Farah

Ee Ling

Cherlyn

And yes, since I was voted monitor. Don't regret, you're gonna love it when there's no teacher

2009

2009-01-01T05:37:00.000-08:00

I still can't believe its already 2009 and I'm still playing Sims 2. hmmm... anyway, finally get to go out again. Went to Genting last night to watch the fireworks (that's where I went last year too), well it's not as crowded as Curve, KLCC, One U, etc. When I say it's not crowded it still has lotsa people having their asses next to each other.

As a matter of fact, vehicles are also struggling to pass through XD

Fireworks

The fireworks was good. Lasted 10 minutes and I couldn't stop snapping that I actually took 164 shots without noticing.

Today

My family and I went Federal Hotel for high tea. The revolving towel was horrible. It's like running on a car engine. In fact, you can feel it when it revolves, and there was always a slight glitch. (God, she's (the building) old) The scenery also kinda sucked cause there's many old apartments and goodness they're nasty. BUT!! the food's not bad. KLCCs food suck but scenery's nice. Wouldn't it be nice if they made a trade...

(no picture didn't bring cam)

Anyways

I wanna say, 2008 had been a great year. I've learnt so many new things from Rubik's cube to cheer to one of the greatest class and friends ever. I mean it in a big way. And cheer was really fun. And to all guys who thinks that I became gay just by doing a freaking toe-touch, LOOK! Nothing happened! I'm still an ordinary guy... And to all people who started playing the Rubik's cube and passed the trend, I thank you so much and hope you will not forget the solution! (yes I know the "and" word appeared many times)

That's all I have to say for the first day of the year.

2009 HERE I COME!!! WOOOHOOOO!!!!!

Merry Christmas

2008-12-25T23:04:00.000-08:00

So the day before Christmas was a boring one. I was still home alone in jail and not too happy bout it. Told that to my cousin and BOOM! he bought 2 tickets right away for the movie Australia at 12am (sneak preview). I've to say, that's the best movie all year. It's really good. But half way through the show, the screen just blackout. I thought it was gonna be some Christmas surprise but it went on for 10 minutes. And no, they did not begin from where we stopped. We missed 10 minutes of the movie. About 45mins to the movie later. One quarter of the top screen went down. Meaning, Nicole Kidman's body will be on top, and her head below. Stupid cinema.

On Christmas night, we went to my cousin's house for dinner. We had... well I don't really have a nice picture of it. I forgot to take a picture of it before it went into the oven. It's even showing its ass to the camera =.=

Nvm, anyway it shrink to about 70% of its original size and weight. So yea, what u see on Mr. Bean was... a fake...

Anyway guys,

MERRY CHRISTMAS =)

Dr. Phil

2008-12-24T01:33:00.000-08:00

I was watching Dr. Phil on YouTube till 3 last night. This one's an interesting episode. A 12 years old boy had been a child molester and his mum claims that he had been sexually abused before. She suspects her dad is the cause of all these because she had been molested by her dad when she was young... and now her son. However, her dad's acting suspiciously (he even claps when people is clapping =.=) and keeps denying that he did it although the polygraph test results (lie detector) were the total opposite of what he said.

Wanna find out more? Click on the links below. (There's 3 days, 24th, 25th and the aftermath which is about a month later)

April 24th

April 25th

Aftermath

P/S: And yes, I know Dr. Phil somehow look like my dad XD

Little Update

2008-12-22T03:01:00.000-08:00

The Day the Earth Stood Still

I watched this show on Saturday. Love it. Something shocked me. Keanu Reeves chinese was accurate. I'M SHOCKED!

Macbook

After running for 3 days of work. I finally shut it down. And yes the table is so hot that it cooks bacon in less than 10 seconds.

Friendster & Facebook

At last, I did something to them. It hasn't been touched for a long long time. Especially Friendster. Deleted so many nonsense in my profile. Gosh what kinda person was I last time. Anyway both of them sucks, its a complete waste of time.

Back from Aussie

2008-12-19T01:23:00.000-08:00

FINALLY IM BACK and get to use the internet again. Gosh do you know how much does it cost to use the internet there? I'm not saying use their computers for the internet. I'M SAYING USING YOUR OWN NOTEBOOK TO CONNECT TO THEIR WI-FI! IT COST! look at the bill in a Brisbane apartment, remember, wi-fi not using their coms.

you crazy?

The only place where I finally got to use the wi-fi for free is in Melbourne airport right before we took the plane home.

Okay anyway, that's not the whole point of this post. I wanna talk bout my trip but I don't wanna go into everything I did detailed as I'm gonna use 1 day to write bout it and its gonna be 23 thousand words long. Therefore I'm gonna break it into a few parts. So here it is

First of all,

Theme Park

Australia don't have the best theme parks around, but they have the best rides in the world according to the reviews. I told myself before going there. "I just want thrill-rides since there's none in Malaysia XD"

I tried them all. I've to say, THEY"RE FREAKING AWESOME!

And here are the rides I went on. (sorry I don't have much photos of it as the camera man-my dad wasn't there when I was going on those rides.)

Superman Escape

Becareful if you're going on this ride. It's not like other roller coaster which climbs up the slope slowly and falls. This one's the fastest one I've ever ride. When it starts, it straight away go up that slope to 100km/h in just 2 sec... insanely fast.

Rating 9/10

Lethal Weapon

This was actually my first thrill-ride in Australia. I love it. All the speed and spinning, everyone couldn't walk properly after that XD

Rating 9.5/10

The Claw

This one's basically swinging you like a pendulum up to the air and spinning you at the same time. Love it

Rating 9/10

Mick Doohan's Motocoaster

(I don't have any pics for this one so I'll just take it from the net la kay)

Out of all the rides this one's my least favorite. There's actually nothing. You're just going around fluid tracks and curved corners. I've no idea why would they call it thrill. But at least its something different, you sit on a motorbike instead. If you really wanna get the most out of it, I recommend sitting in front. Takes a hell long time to queue up tho.

Rating 6/10

Tower Of Terror

This one is awesome. It is one of the fastest rides in the world. It speeds you like mad from the beginning up to about 35 stories and you drop backwards vertically. Very very fast ride.

Rating 10/10

Wipeout

(no pics for this one, again token from the net)

haha, thinking bout it. I'm starting to laugh again. I really had fun on this one. Idk what to say its just so fun being spin around a thousand times. After the ride, everyone was like "We have to line up for this one again" Sadly, I didn't have time to go for the second one. I was rushing to go for the others XP. Time's running out!

Rating 10/10

Cyclone

Okay this was actually my last ride. One of the tallest in the southern hemisphere. Two 360 loops like the one in Genting "Corkscrew". Except this is much much faster and taller.

Rating 9/10

FINALLY!

The One Ride That You Must Take When You Go To Australia.

It's the tallest ride in the world according to Guiness.

Standing 126 metres.

38 stories high

And it drops you at 135 km/h

The Giant Drop

Spot me (token by my cousin)

This one's the best ride ever. It's more than 2 times higher than the one in Genting. Genting's one only stands 55 metres and the waiting's not that long. The suckiest part of this ride is not the fall after all. It's the waiting..... After you've been lifted up to 120 metres high, they'll let you wait there for over half a minute! (I've counted XD) and since the Tower of Terror share the same structure as this one. Yes the tower vibrates alot.

Rating 15/10

Alright I'm gonna have to move on. So here are few of the best rides there. And if any of you're going there one day. You've gotta get on those rides (well, except for the Motocoaster) you've just seen or you'll regret =P. Australia's rides are the best. I'm already starting to miss them.

Second

The Food

I wanna talk more bout their chinese food. That's right, I went to Aussie to eat chinese food. And since my family and my cousin's family don't really fancy western meals, we had at least a meal of chinese food everyday. Where do you find it? CHINATOWN! well, obviously we don't visit chinatown every day, only the first day. If so, it'll be a complete waste of money.

Chinatown Pictures

Other Chinese restaurants

You'll be surprised. 3 words, IT TASTE GREAT! yup! 3x better than the chinese food in Malaysia. Don't know why? Simple. People who cooks chinese food there are from China, Hong Kong and Taiwan. So means? Original la kan?

What about people who cooks chinese food here? Yup, you got it =)... Bangladesh and Indonesia. Well, how does their food taste like? Cinadesh and Indocina-ish. Secondly, the quantity is so much more. We'll that's kinda expected isn't it.

Here's a plate of chicken rice

Burgers and fries

Okay, and if you ask are there any Malaysian food there? take a look at these menu =)

oh and before I stop talking about food

I want you to see something

Didn't see that?

$4.95 for a rice of bowl

$4.95!

$4.95 x 2.36 = 11.7 ringgit!!!!

11 ringgit and 70 cents for a bowl of white rice.

I'm speechless

Thirdly

Da Cribs

Goodness I can't tell you how much I hate to stay in the places where my dad booked. Well the one in Brisbane was okay. The ones we stay when we fly to Melbourne was just suckish.

The one in Brisbane was just very quiet although it looks like a town.

Have you ever watched those movie, like 30 Days of Night, 28 weeks later, Dawn of The Dead, Land of the Dead or wtv movie that everyone is dead or a monster. The town is just like what you see in the movies. The only difference is that there's a 7/11 up ahead where in the movies there is none =P Well its just weird. When I look down from the apartment I promise you it's so hard to spot a single person or car. As a matter of fact there's none. Everyone slept so early there.

Unknown underwear spotted under my bed

I stayed in 2 places in Melbourne. A resort that is in a rural area located 200 km away from Melbourne town and a very old house not too far away from Melbourne town. First of all, I've no idea why would my dad book a place that is 200km away from Melbourne town. Okay the scenery is fascinating, the resort is nice. But still, its 200km! away from Melbourne and its so quite. More suitable for retired people XD In fact the best thing to do there is to watch television.

And this is where I lived.

And when I lived closer to town. It was okay. BUT! my dad insisted on bringing me out! We were so near town and yet we stayed at home 60% of the time. GOSH! This time tv had only 6 channels. But hey! I did not go there just to watch television... anyway, I don't wanna talk so much about it. The house's really old, here's some picture of it.

By looking at the switch, you can tell how old is it.

Backyard

There's even a toilet at the back of the house.

I just don't like these places where I stayed (except Brisbane) I'll never, EVER EVER EVER! stay in those places anymore! Even blogging about it makes me pissed XD

Fourth

iCar Spotted in Brisbane XD

Fifth

PENALTY

Dad

Cop

Yang, put your safety belt police at the back

Where got? I don't see any

Got la, it's at the back just put your safety belt

*straps on safety belt

*Cop speeds up

*Slows down his car to the side

Why you slow down?

The cop flashing his light already la...

Both car stops, both my dad and the cop came out of the car

How you doing?

Good

Can I see some driving license please

*Gives him

Sir, you've crossed the speed limit

Really? I didn't notice that

Yeap, you're driving 80Kmh on a 60Kmh road

Oh sorry, I really didn't notice that

Yeap and that's a 275 dollars fine for speeding

*Snaps pic quietly XD (I know I'm bad)

Sixth

Landslide

This one really woke me up

Okay one day we were traveling up the mountain roads when we saw some tiny rocks were falling (according to my cousin, I wasn't looking at the road) and we didn't really take that in mind. About 200 meters later we came to a dead end. Well it wasn't really a dead end, the road ahead was all covered with mist and so we decided to turn back. And here's what we saw

It was kinda frightening tho as it happened all of sudden. Luckily we get to move all the tree branches aside and drive away. I'll never forget that.

Seventh

alright I'm kinda getting lazy to write anything more now. I'll just put this one as...

Miscellaneous

Okay I like this one. We paid for the parking and went for lunch. When we came back to check how much time we had left, someone had sticked sumthin on it

Rent a trolley for $4, thats about RM9.50. And guess wad, its the same at all airports we went

Weird name? Its really famous there...

Never seen one in my life though. A wand cost $60 and above

Ok this is weird, diesel are more expensive than unleaded petrol

No mirrors, shiny metal plate instead

FINALLY

I've gotta say this trip was kinda weird and bored. Since we went there on our own. We don't have someone to bring us around and all we rely on is the schedule that we made back home, GPS and a map. We don't even follow it sometimes tho XP. Anyway, I'll stop here

Aussie

2008-12-06T06:36:00.000-08:00

I'll be leaving for Australia tomorrow.

And so as Harry

But he's going on the 8th

And guess wad

It's 10:45pm

Flight's @ 10:20am

Approximately 12 more hours

I've not even started packing

Am I lazy or wad...

New Header

2008-12-05T01:11:00.000-08:00

Okay my friend told me my header's pic was too big. I've resized it.

Is it better now?

I skinned my MacBook alive

2008-12-05T00:52:00.000-08:00

NOOOO!!!!

I was using a mild alcohol like I always do to clean my MacBook. And because its black, finger prints and oil are very visible on it.

Maybe I was going too "hardcore" on the battery this time

I accidently scratched it! =/

To all you anti-Macintosh users out there...

You like what you see?

You happy now?

Nevertheless,

We still pwn you :P

Why does Live Messenger For Mac Suck?

2008-12-04T07:40:00.000-08:00

I really hope one day Microsoft would upgrade Live Messenger for Mac. The only good thing bout it is that it's super fast. Other than that, it just suck. If any of you haven't seen it yet. Here's how it looks like.

I was halfway talking with some friends just now and this happened all of sudden. It's not the first time.

There's very limited activities.

Macintosh softwares and applications are all really great. This is the only application that bothers me most.

Do something MICROSOFT!

Header Irritation

2008-12-04T05:12:00.000-08:00

I CAN'T TAKE IT!

ITS SO IRRITATING!

Best Comedian ever....

2008-12-04T00:00:00.000-08:00

From Russell Peters to Jeff Dunham to Pablo Francisco.... It's now over.... Let me introduce to you my latest favorite comedian ... ladies and gentlemen, Omid Djalili. He's Iranian btw.

There's 1 more video I wanna show you guys but I can't show it here since the embed code is not available.

So search for this link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYyOiIwfzs4

Like him?

Search him up on YouTube

Super Essay

2008-12-03T22:11:00.000-08:00

Right, I think many of you've seen this essay before that I've just received. They say its written by a UPSR candidate? Well if it is, he can stop studying now cause he's gonna be the next CEO of Marvel. It's brilliant!

Karangan Terbaik UPSR 2007

Here's the so-called "essay" (**note: it is in Bahasa Malaysia):

Pagi itu pagi minggu. Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga mencapai takat suhu beku. Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air paip tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam batang paip. Pagi itu saya bersarapan dengan keluarga di dalam unggun api kerana tidak tahan sejuk. Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya menemaninya ke pasar. Tetapi saya tidak mahu.

Selepas emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju untuk mengikutnya. Kami berjalan sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah. Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar saya ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru dengan laju dari arah belakang.

Dia melanggar emak saya. Emak saya tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia menjerit "Adoi!". Lepas itu emak saya naik semula dan mengejar lori tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari di belakang emak saya kerana takut emak saya melanggar lori itu pula. Pemandu lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya. Dia pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama dengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pula terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda kelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah feri. Feri itu terbelah dua.

Penumpang feri itu yang seramai 100 orang semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat marah. Dia pun bertukar menjadi Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori. Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di dalam lori dia..lori itu bertukar menjadi robot Transformer. Mereka bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak puas hati. Dia pun terus menyewa sebuah helikopter di Genting Highlands dan terus ke tempat kemalangan. Dia melanggar pemandu feri yang telah bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu.

Pemandu feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu terhempas ke jalanraya. Pemandu feri itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut melihat kejadian itu. Dia meminta maaf dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan tangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emak saya masih marah. Dia menyendengkan helikopternya dan mengerat tangan pemandu lori itu dengan kipas helikopter. Pemandu lori itu menjerit "Adoi..!" dan jatuh ke bumi. Emak say menghantar helikopter itu ke Genting Highlands. Bila dia balik ke tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di dalam bahasa Inggeris.

Pemandu lori itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu lori itu mati. Tidak lama kemudian kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang kemalangan ngeri itu. Semua anggota polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat lalu mati. Orang ramai mengerumuni tempat kejadian kerana ingin mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi. Polis yang bertugas cuba menyuraikan orang ramai lalu dia menjerit menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati.

Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi yang akan mati. Di pasar, emak saya menceritakan kejadian itu kepada penjual daging. Penjual daging dan peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut dan mati. Saya dan emak saya terus berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah kami pun mati. Itulah kemalangan yang paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat sebelum saya mati.

Here's the conclusion: Everyone died.

PowerShot TXi

2008-12-03T09:51:00.000-08:00

Although I've got my DSLR. I still love my PowerShot TXi. I was on my way back from Kedah and I was too lazy for my bulky DSLR. And yes these were taken from inside the car. Even I couldn't take a picture like that from my DSLR XD. It has a 10x optical zoom thats why its great for candid shots. (use to have one of Siva but deleted it as its spoiling my photo library XP) The video quality is excellent. Most of all its still easy to carry around! Oh and one more thing, any girls out there who loves to camwhore like Felicia :P This is the perfect camera for you.

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Alor Setar & Langkawi

2008-12-03T06:10:00.000-08:00

I really don't know what to say bout this trip. It's fun yet boring sometimes. That's how I'd describe it.

Isn't it beautiful from above

Alor Setar

Langkawi

Alor Setar is full of paddy fields whereas Langkawi has nice landscape and beaches... well... use to...

Alor Setar:

My mum and her siblings were born and raised.

Langkawi:

Where 2 of my aunts lives.

Bye Bye Books

2008-12-03T04:19:00.000-08:00

"This is for my peoples who just thrown their damn books"
"Your text book, your scrap book, your file, or your diary"
"Show your hand give me 5"
"You don't need to be shy (no, no, no)"

YEAA!!!! I can finally get rid of these books...

On second thoughts, I'm starting to miss them =/
I'm weird I know XD

Welcome...

2008-12-03T03:49:00.000-08:00

Finally I've got myself a blog again... I know what you're thinking. "It won't last" huh... We'll see =) This will be my 3rd blog... from monkeyzhenyang to mynameiszhenyang and now runningoutofpost which I think is a good name so that it won't be dead XD Also, forgive me if my blog just suck. You're looking at the world's worst photo editor here. Even my header is screwed up... AHHH!! Anyways, hope you'll enjoy my future post and do wish me good luck for it to be really active kay X)